🔪 Grumpy Dad Heavy-Duty Butcher Knife

Damascus Steel Knives (Grumpy Dad Fruit Knife)

• Treat them like the fine tools they are: hand-wash, dry, and store safely.
• Damascus needs a bit more TLC—occasional oiling helps keep rust at bay.
• Avoid frozen foods or bone—these are precision cutters, not axes.

X50CrMoV15 Steel Knives (Grumpy Dad Butcher Knife)

• More rugged, less needy—but don’t get cocky.
• Hand-wash and dry. Dishwasher safe in theory, but we don’t recommend it.
• Perfect for meat-lovers—full-tang and heavy-duty, but still deserves respect.
• X50 Steel (Butcher Knife): Can be sharpened with a whetstone, ceramic rod, or even a pull-through sharpener if you’re in a rush (though not our top pick).
• Frequency? About every 3–6 months depending on use. When it starts squishing tomatoes instead of slicing—time to sharpen.

• Knives: 3–5 business days
• Shirts, mugs, and other gear: 5–7 business days
  Because good things (and grumpiness) take time.
• We offer 30-day free returns, no questions asked.
  Just cover the return shipping, and we’ll handle the rest.
• Currently, we ship to the USA only. Working on global domination… one grumpy dad at a time.

• All major cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, and the occasional dad joke—though Visa processes faster.
• Safer than the secret chocolate stash you think your kids haven’t found. 256-bit SSL + PCI-compliant checkout.
• 30-day money-back guarantee, no-questions-asked. (Well, maybe one sarcastic question, but we’ll refund anyway.)