My Retirement Plan T-Shirt

Some guys dream of golf courses and rocking chairs. You? You’re plotting mountain climbs, long rides, and a retirement filled with chain grease and bragging rights. This shirt is your declaration: the plan is simple, the road is open, and the legs are stubborn enough to keep pedaling. Made from soft, durable cotton, it works just as well for post-ride beers as it does for reminding your family that this is cheaper than therapy. Don’t wait—retirement goals sell fast, and so does this shirt.

– Golf clubs are for dads who gave up. You’ve still got quads.

– Premium cotton blend: soft, breathable, and built for post-ride naps.
– Retro mountain design: because your pension includes peak views.

– Perfect for long rides, campfire nights, and flexing at family reunions.

– Join the tribe of cycling dads: we don’t fade away, we ride into retirement.

Add to cart now, before your spouse reallocates your “bike fund” into throw pillows.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!