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Knives sharp enough to shame your chef, mugs big enough to hold your grudges, and gear built to survive kids, pets, and Monday.

Just like a normal dad… except he’s got fins, a tank, and serious underwater swagger. 🐠🤿

$23.50$29.50

Two titles. One attitude. 100% certified Grumpy Dad energy.

$23.50$29.50

Not all heroes wear capes. Some wear this shirt and answer to “Papa.”

$23.50$29.50

A dad hat with just the right amount of edge. For grumps who know cool never tries too hard.

$24.98

This ain’t your average kitchen knife. With a brutal 8.25” X50 steel blade and 13” of full-tang fury, the Grumpy Dad Butcher Knife is built to break down meat, slice through bone, and intimidate roasts into submission.

$105.00

Two roles. One awesome shirt. For the dad who’s doing double duty—with attitude.

$23.98$34.98

This grumpy dad mug says it all: “I’m not a super dad—I’m a dad with a super daughter.” A perfect Father’s Day gift with heart and humor.

$17.95$19.95

A mug for the Papa who chose love and never looked back. Dishwasher safe, microwave ready, and made for those heartwarming sips of pride.

$17.95$19.95

This Grumpy Dad Co mug says it all: “I’m not a super dad—I’m a dad with a super daughter.” A perfect Father’s Day gift with heart and humor.

$17.95$19.95

For the dad and stepdad who does it all. A bold mug with double meaning, made for daily sips of pride and coffee.

$17.95$19.95

3.5″ Damascus fruit knife—SGS food-safe steel, G10 handle + mosaic pin; razor-sharp attitude for snack-prep dads.

$45.00

Grumpy Dad Co 8″ Damascus Chef Knife – Hand-Finished Kitchen Knife with G10 Handle & Mosaic Pin | Razor-Sharp Japanese Style Blade | Food-Safe Steel Certified | Bold Gift for Culinary Dads

$55.00

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