Knives sharp enough to shame your chef, mugs big enough to hold your grudges, and gear built to survive kids, pets, and Monday.
Two roles. One awesome shirt. For the dad who’s doing double duty—with attitude.
This grumpy dad mug says it all: “I’m not a super dad—I’m a dad with a super daughter.” A perfect Father’s Day gift with heart and humor.
This Grumpy Dad Co mug says it all: “I’m not a super dad—I’m a dad with a super daughter.” A perfect Father’s Day gift with heart and humor.
3.5″ Damascus fruit knife—SGS food-safe steel, G10 handle + mosaic pin; razor-sharp attitude for snack-prep dads.
Grumpy Dad Co 8″ Damascus Chef Knife – Hand-Finished Kitchen Knife with G10 Handle & Mosaic Pin | Razor-Sharp Japanese Style Blade | Food-Safe Steel Certified | Bold Gift for Culinary Dads
Triple Japanese edge—Santoku, Nakiri & Funayuki in Aogami #2 Blue Steel (HRC 62-64); conquer every cut, backed by a 3-year warranty.
Compact 6.3″ Funayuki in Aogami #2 Blue Steel—authentic Japanese utility razor for fish, meat & veg, backed by a 3-year warranty.
Dedicated vegetable Nakiri—Aogami #2 Blue Steel, 62–64 HRC; straight-edge power for effortless prep, 3-year warranty.
From steak-slaying knives to mugs that speak fluent sarcasm—Grumpy Dad gear makes the perfect gift for the guy who’s impossible to shop for (and proud of it).
Get your 10% welcome discount instantly, because being grumpy doesn’t mean paying full price.