Triple Japanese edge—Santoku, Nakiri & Funayuki in Aogami #2 Blue Steel (HRC 62-64); conquer every cut, backed by a 3-year warranty.
$265.00
Don’t like it? Ship it back—no guilt trip
Just cover postage; we’ll do the rest
Knife | Length | Best For | Profile Highlights |
---|---|---|---|
Santoku | 180 mm / 7″ | All-purpose slicing, dicing & chopping | Gently curved belly plus flat heel—excels at meat, fish & veg |
Nakiri | 165 mm / 6.5″ | High-speed vegetable work | Tall, dead-straight edge for effortless push-cuts & paper-thin slices |
Funayuki | 165 mm / 6.3″ | Agile utility across proteins & produce | Flat edge with tapered tip—born on fishing boats, perfected for the line |
Invest once—elevate every meal. This trio turns daily prep into a craft, letting your ingredients (and skills) truly shine.
From steak-slaying knives to mugs that speak fluent sarcasm—Grumpy Dad gear makes the perfect gift for the guy who’s impossible to shop for (and proud of it).
Q: How do I take care of my knife so it lasts longer than my in-laws’ opinions?
Glad you asked. We offer three types of knives, and each has its own maintenance needs. Here’s the breakdown:
Q: How should I sharpen my knives without ruining them (or my countertop)?
Q: How long does shipping take?
Q: Do you offer free returns?
Absolutely. We offer 30-day free returns, no questions asked.
Just cover the return shipping, and we’ll handle the rest.
Q: Where do you ship to?
Currently, we ship to the USA only. Working on global domination… one grumpy dad at a time.
Q: What sizes do your shirts come in?
Our tees run from S to 3XL. They’re pre-shrunk and fit true to size, unless you’ve been lifting toddlers all day—then maybe size up.
Q: Are your mugs dishwasher and microwave safe?
Yes, unless you live dangerously and microwave metal (don’t).
Our mugs are dishwasher-safe, lead-free, and ready to fuel your grumpiness.
Q: Can I change or cancel my order?
If it hasn’t shipped, we’ll do our best to catch it.
Email us ASAP at support@grumpydadco.com.
Q: Is this a good gift for Father’s Day?
Is bacon a good breakfast?
Yes. Grumpy Dad Co. gear is made to be gifted—to dads, stepdads, and honorary dads everywhere.
Q: Do you include gift messages?
Sure thing. Just add a note at checkout, and we’ll include it.
(No judgment on your dad joke game… well, maybe a little.)
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