He’s gearing up for diaper duty, dad jokes, and total life domination. This shirt is the prequel to his legacy. 👊🍼

For the dad who speaks fluent charcoal and rules the backyard with fire.

For the dad who can fix the router, set up the TV, and still get roasted by his kids for typing with two thumbs.

Because “World’s Best Dad” mugs don’t cut it when you’re raising a legend.

For the dad who rules the table with dice in one hand and dad jokes in the other.

For the dad who makes offers to weeds they can’t refuse.

You come to him with dull blades on the day of his BBQ. Classic mistake. 🔪🍖

Not a supporting role. The leading man.

For the dad who loves his family but sometimes wishes they orbited a little farther away.

For the dad who thinks “easy to learn, quick to play” is code for “not worth my Saturday.”

For the dad who flips veggie burgers with the same authority as ribeyes.

For the dad who believes BBQ is an art form and he’s Michelangelo with tongs.