No coffee breaks, just snack refills and sarcastic remarks. This shirt? It gets it. 💼👨‍👧‍👦

For the dad who wields a shovel like Excalibur and calls tomatoes “royalty.”

For the dad whose gaze never strays far from his freshly cut kingdom.

For the dad who thinks power chords are a better recharge than power naps.

Tough on the outside, soft for “Love You Daddy.” A vintage-style tee for dads who pretend they’re not emotional. ❤️😑

Because raising twins requires twice the patience and sometimes twice the whiskey.

For the dad who knows the best trophy isn’t a medal: it’s your kid at full draw.

Who needs a treadmill when you’ve got a fairway full of flying plastic. 🥏🏃

For the dad who turns family rides into the Tour de Neighborhood.

She saves lives. He brags about it. A shirt for proud nurse dads everywhere. 👨‍⚕️👨‍👧

For the dad whose 401k is measured in miles, not dollars.

For the dad who knows rolling dice builds more backbone than any lecture.

For the dad who’s always got a tape measure handy—and a sarcastic comment to go with it.